THE COUNTER IS HIS KINGDOM.
POSTMASTER
Avio.
Runs the postal counter. Takes delivery personally. Conducts his own annual review. Outstanding, every time.
Compensation: pistachios. Non-negotiable.
INSIDE THE AVIARY / MEET THE CREWA very peculiar
A very peculiar
crew.
Excellent post. Questionable office dynamics.
A suspicious number of sunflower seeds.
PERSONNEL DEPT.Mostly
qualified.ALL BIRDS ACCOUNTED FOR
qualified.ALL BIRDS ACCOUNTED FOR
STILL FINDING HIS FEET.
JUNIOR OPERATIONS
The intern.
Taller than the boss. Slightly dishevelled. Has a system. The system is currently under the counter.
Hat: present. Feathers: mostly present.
PLEASE FORM FOUR QUEUES.
MAIL SORTING
The sorting committee.
Four birds. Seventeen opinions. Every letter checked, checked again, then discussed at an emergency meeting.
Impeccable organisation. Absolutely no inner peace.
YES, SHE CAN HEAR YOU.
CUSTOMER SUPPORT
Customer correspondence.
Your call is important to us. She knows because she’s heard it four thousand times. Can reproduce the hold music perfectly.
Sometimes continues after answering.
THE POSTMASTER’S DAILY ROUTINE
One boss. Several very important duties.
At your service.
Unless this is about the missing pistachios.
Official bird business.
A position of considerable stamping authority. The stamp is not a toy. This has been communicated to the intern.
Quality control.
Urgent. Very urgent. Looks suspiciously like a snack. Headwinds are taken personally.
MEANWHILE, AT STREET LEVELNo wings?
No wings?
No problem.
The penguins have company vans.
The ostrich has strong opinions about traffic.
Think you’d fit in? Upper management would like a word.
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